pocket-sebastian:

arkadie:

#oh Harry the things you don’t know about yourself could fill a book #in fact #they did #seven of them

Harry Potter and Holy Fuck I’m A Wizard

Harry Potter and Shit I Can Talk To Snakes

Harry Potter and When the Fuck Did I get a Godfather?

Harry Potter and There are Other Wizarding Schools?

Harry Potter and Oh My God I Can See What Voldemort’s Doing

Harry Potter and Snape Was Friends With My Mum?!

Harry Potter and Well Fuck Snape was a Good Guy All Along and Now I Have to Die Whyyyy

(Source: the-swedish-short-snout)

friendlycloud:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Relevant

flomation:

I thought I should share some things I’ve collected

  • me: i need more books
  • me: *buys books*
  • me: i need more books

yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

castielbuscus:

renlybaratheeon:

you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week

then to 0 a week for 5 months

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distancetouch: “The only thing that ultimately matters is to eat an ice-cream cone, play a slide trombone, plant a small tree, good God, now you’re free.” ‘Ray Manzarek, keyboardist and founding member of The Doors, passed away today at 12:31PM PT at the RoMed Clinic in Rosenheim, Germany after a lengthy battle with bile duct cancer. Officially confirmed by The Doors Facebook-page.’ Ray ManzarekFebruary 12, 1939 - May 20, 2013

distancetouch:

“The only thing that ultimately matters is to eat an ice-cream cone, play a slide trombone, plant a small tree, good God, now you’re free.”

‘Ray Manzarek, keyboardist and founding member of The Doors, passed away today at 12:31PM PT at the RoMed Clinic in Rosenheim, Germany after a lengthy battle with bile duct cancer. Officially confirmed by The Doors Facebook-page.’

Ray Manzarek
February 12, 1939 - May 20, 2013

poco-loki:

thecorruptedquietone:

prongsmydeer:

Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable. 

#and the doctor never has to kiss them or sexualize them at all #in fact they are not even attracted to the doctor

so basically we want Donna back

HOW LONG WOULD IT TAKE YOU TO WATCH DOCTOR WHO?

theangelictennant:

wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey-thingy:

FIRST DOCTOR: 54 h 24m 36s

SECOND DOCTOR: 47h 19m 12s

THIRD DOCTOR: 51h 53m 8s

FOURTH DOCTOR: 69h 6m 4s

FIFTH DOCTOR: 30h 3s

SIXTH DOCTOR: 17h 18m 4s

SEVENTH DOCTOR: 17h 5m 31s

EIGHTH DOCTOR: 1h 24m 34s

NINTH DOCTOR: 9h 30m 38s

TENTH DOCTOR: 38h 11m 18s

ELEVENTH DOCTOR (UP TO THE SNOWMAN) 26h 40m 46s

GRAND TOTAL: 362 h 53m 54s 

that’s 21,773.9 minutes of Doctor who or 1,306,434 seconds if you prefer.

15 days straight.